No DNI, I block liberally. I only come online to speak with my close friends. I am quite offline and asocial—I do not care about most people outside of my friends. I’m marrying them. The wedding is tonight and you are not attending. You didn’t RSVP. Try to remember next time

Along with my busyness, my attention can be difficult to maintain. This includes replying to 1:1 DMs… I ghost. Sorry, it’s never personal

Disclaimers aside, I’m actually friendly. I’m a charming person. I am a powerful person…(?) If these warnings do not bother you, then maybe we can be friends. Smiles boyishly