MICHAEL. ♂️(s)he. Unlabeled. KHMCHN.  PDT+UTC-7. MR/x NPD DID++ Former Watch Dog. Schizo.
 *Disabled. Blind & Tortured.

No DNI because I don’t really care 👎👎. I block very freely so please excuse me. I have a very disingenuous connection with the world and am therefore plagued by chronic illnesses and also my dick is small and I’m aroace. Sorry guys. Sorry. I know. I’m sorry guys I’m a walking stereotype.

• Unfortunately, I’m a fictional introject of Mike Ross. I’m corrupted by the Sin of Sloth though, so I don’t have eidetic memory. Aw boo. Please don’t throw anymore tomatoes at me, I have brittle and frail bones and will be knocked off the ledge :(.

I’m a pretty private person. I tend to be a bit sporadic and whacky because 1. I’m a studycel and it’s all I do. 2. I like working out and it consumes my entire day. 3. I get hyperfocused on both of those things and therefore forget I have a phone and slash or completely ignore all notifications. I’m like the guy with his canoe time, but it’s a mathematics book and a treadmill. I think I’m otherwise a very chillax guy. I tend to be firm on my boundaries and butt in on conversations because everything I say is necessary and contributes to the universe, and I think I’m a friggin genius. Yup. I said it. Heh. *A nurse slowly injects a sedative into my IV*. Dude, come o💤💤.

I can also be very blunt, but I’m super open-minded and love hearing both sides of things, even if one is clearly the “wrong” side. I like to deduce things down to their atomic form, so hearing both sides gives me more space to talk until my vocal cord issues spark and I lose my voice once again. GG freakin’ easy. Er, what else. I’m a Marvel and IForgotTheRest Superfreak. Veeery big on military stuff and psychology and, you guessed it, law.

Enjoy my IP address: INFP631 sp/sx. ♐︎ ☉ ♋︎ ☾ ♐︎ ↑ 1H Sag + Pisc Stellium (lots of sagi, i know). Justice & High Priestess chad (11 / 2), also with a mix of 4, the Emperor, in my other weird number tarot chart. Yahoo.