4/15/26
it has officially been 182 days since october 15, 2025. that is six months. that is half a year. that’s quite the long while if you think about it.
—anywaay …
hi leanne! it’s me, the best person ever that has came into your life. i am unable to make this little message physical due to distance issues. it’s okay, the papers will return on june. today is our sixth monthsary! isn’t that awesome? half a decade! i mean half a year!
this is my second month without seeing you. i will write as if i am a distant author sending a letter to his… her… their… its wife back at home. like alexander hamilton when he was battling in yorktown in the battle of yorktown. sorry. you wouldn’t get it.
christmas break was EASY! i could… barely withstand twenty days without seeing you. unfortunately, summer break is two months long. it has been… five days since gradball and since i’ve seen you as i write this, and i am not withholding well. i don’t think i can take any more weeks of this. i miss you sooo much!
moving on! i just want to reitirate reieterate reitterate—— reiterate that i love you very very much. i hope you never forget that, because i really do, and i always will! you are the beeest girlfriend ever for a multitude of reasons but also just because you are you, and i am very much in love with you! thank you for being in my life, for staying by my side even though i’m not the most ideal person to be with.
I LOVE YOU OKAY! happy sixth monthsary. on our ninth one, i’ll draw us getting those pregnancies from another person that gay couples do but we’re not two men but we’ll get a sperm donor and give it to luke and then he will hold the baby for us. because a baby takes nine months to conceive. that’s the joke. i will stop talking about pregnancy now.
i hope you like my drawing. all my creativity went into the art so my words lack creative wording. fuck that’s redundant. school just ended and i’m already getting stupid. fuck fuck SHIT!!!
in conclusion, the researchers’ analyzed the resul in conclusion, i love you SOOOOOOOO much and i’m grateful to have you and anddd you know the rest okaay?
OKAY! BYE!
— slf :p
p.s. burger wallet…
OBLIGATORY SEA CREATURE FACT: there is a species of catfish that can walk on land. it is simply called the walking catfish. but it isn’t really walking. it’s more of… crawling? it uses its pectoral fins to stay upright and wiggle across land to find somewhere more suitable to live! nice going, walking catfish!
txto